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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Am I a closet dialect dogmatist?!

Thanks to this year's Spring issue of Teaching Tolerance, a potential revelation was made to me: I very well may be <<deep sigh>> a bigot... vernacularly speaking, of course. I feel as though I speak a fairly safe version of Standard American English, "non-accent" sentiments included. In other words, all those who do not sound like me have an accent while I do not... from my perspective.

Upon reading this article, my thoughts as to what is deemed "correct English" were thoroughly challenged time and time again. To begin with, it exposed my mild antipathy for incorrectly spoken (or written) English. The author here, proposes that (and this is backed up empirically) specific accents have been vilified via indoctrination into our culture as negative.

In almost any Disney film, for example, Southern accents or "Black American English" are normally used by the villains while the protagonist has a standard British or American dialect. Studies revealed young children to determine how nice someone might be based on their accent, for crying out loud!

After the shock of the content of this article began to wear off, I realized that it was so true! I get paid, however, to teach those students to whom English is not their first language the acceptable conventions of this language... and it irks me to no end when I hear the acquisition of incorrect English through peer conversations. Abhorrent phrases like, "That's mines," or perhaps, "He be trippin', yo!" or the up-and-coming, "I'ma look at that jawn tomorrow..." pierce my ears and I swear, I'm developing a twitch of sorts because of it.

This article proposes that I validate such speech. However, I cannot. Our world is full of stereotypes. It's actually quite naturally so. We, as human beings, are in constant search of patterns. It's how we learn. We gather experiences, compare them to one another, and seek out patterns from the conglomeration. The patterns we find over time develop our inevitable set of stereotypes. The less stereotypes of people we develop based on appearance and speech, the better, but if a pattern tends to emerge, most people will acknowledge it until they find a circle peg that's just not fitting the square hole.

Don't get me wrong! I'm all about challenging stereotypes. I'm an Oreo Cookie incarnate according to some of my peers (because I'm black, but I don't sound or dress like I'm "black," a.k.a. "from the inner-city..." which I'm supposed to be... because I'm black and that's where we're all supposed to be from, apparently). People's stereotypes are challenged all the time when they meet me.

This having been said, I feel as though I would be doing a disservice to any student who comes into contact me using a broken, "urban" version of the English language without being fully functional in standard English and does not receive correction from me. Our culture does not accept it in all arenas.

A person who speaks a version of the "indoctrinated" incorrect English will more often than not have a more difficult time getting an interview for a given job, said candidate's competency in the skill set for that job aside. Unfair as it may be, it is certainly how our immediate cultural environment currently functions.

So, if you want to be an agent of change in this arena, you'd better learn the correct standard version of English first. Otherwise, you will find that a very low percentage of the hiring population will even give you the time of day to demonstrate your competency, however strong it may be. The way you dress is your first test. The way you speak, in my opinion, is the second.

Sincerely,
Broken-English Bigot

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Response to "You Can Close the Door (Sometimes)"

I couldn't agree more with the author of this article.

Reflection used to be a much more natural and very integral part of my everyday life and there is a great deal of personal growth that emerges from this kind of intentionally meaningful contemplation.

Why, then, is it so hard for me to actually embed this into my work life? It's an annual requirement for crying out loud. I think to myself, "Well, this is a piece of cake because I enjoy thinking about what I do and how I can improve it," but I inevitably fall behind in actually doing the work-related reflection in a timely manner.

I don't know what holds me back. I could easily use the "I just don't have time for this..." excuse, but that's simply not true. I can make time for it. I could record myself talking in the morning and transcribe it in the evening or something.

It's my procrastinating nature, for sure. I can't stand this part of me and I'm working hard to overcome this weakness, but it is a real doozy, this one. I need help, but I don't know what help I need. I have a schedule and I manage to stay fairly organized, but I must say, if procrastination is my first weakness, organization is a close second.

I love my job and I do it well, I believe. Well, the part that hooked me in the first place, anyway. I connect to my kids, and I'm very knowledgeable in my craft. They learn from me... and that's the point ultimately, isn't it? At the same time, I miss deadlines (sometimes very important ones), I can seem asocial at times because I just refuse to sit and gossip about who said what with the rest of the grade teams and so I can seem MIA, when in fact, you can always find me working.

I'm also a very creative soul, but that means I come up with idea after idea and it leaves me with no time to actually explore the expansion of any one of those ideas to their fullest potential because of the mandates that I am already falling behind on! <<gasp>>

Breathe, Folkes... just breathe.

I frustrate myself to no end with my two weaknesses, but what do I do? I'm going to try to keep up with my responsibilities by being two steps ahead. Deadlines should be posted on my computer screens (I travel from one side of the school to the other throughout the day). I need to become my own secretary.

How do some people do it though? I'm not alone, you know? I'm just talking about my work life here, but I'm also a husband, father, son, friend, etc... all wrapped into one.

I need to close the door sometimes. It would help me be better organized and procrastinate less, but if I do that, the door will always be closing on somebody or some opportunity... and I always have a hard time doing that for the sake of my own sanity.

That's a blessing and a curse wrapped into one as well. So what I do? Just keep going... but I know there's got to be a better way than this...